Chapter 721
Went to ECP with 8 colleagues last night, we prepared so much for it. While we were there we realised there were things we forgot to buy. 4 of us walked back to Marine Parade to buy & walked back, when we were back another 4 went to find toilet, I began drinking & in the end got outta control & drank too much. Played 5 10 15 with Yvonne, Cynthia & Jiaqi, got drunk after 6 cans of beer. Began to slp & my slp lasted 3 hours! I could recall myself eating ham bread 1 mouth & throwing it away, & I rmb I puked, talking nonsense, etc. Didnt get to eat much.. :(
Went to eat & play poker cards with Yvonne, Randy, Wanru & Joseph just now. Had a crazy time. There is something I wanted to share but was afraid it might be too offensive. DISCLAIMER: RELIGION ISSUE
The other day Yvonne, Randy & I were @ Randy's house cooking spaghetti & curry chicken. While doing the clean-up job, I almost poured the leftover curry into the pot where the tea is inside to be served for guan yin ma the next day. It was nothing @ 1st but Randy started imagining his mother serving the curry instead of tea for Guan Yin Ma the next morning. What's gonna happen? Our imagination ran wild & we had a good long laugh!
"GuanYinMa will lao cheh sai(release green shit) the next day!",
"U'll see pimples on her face the next day",
"There will be missing petal on her seated lotus cuz she uses it to wipe her butt."
"Her lotus seat holes will be filled with shit she feels so uncomfy that she would stand up when u see her the next day."
"She will commit suicide by pressing the dot on her forehead!"
& more that I cant recall right now..
Haha it IS offensive but we just got so enthu we kept talking about it, however we did feel bad @ the end la, haha.
When playing poker Randy that day said, "Jesus save me~", after awhile Wanru began begging,"Buddha save me~~" HAHAH I laughed so hard @ it!
3:45 AM
2011-06-30
&& i think of u every night~